"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE." "Did you hear about the circus that went up in flames the other day? It was in tents." "How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it." "You could say it was a very emotional wedding. "There once was an explosion at a cheese factory in France. "What do you do when a chemist dies? Barium."ġ4. "The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa."ġ2.
"What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador."ġ1.
"How do you make water holy? Boil the hell out of it." "What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison." "What is Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1!"Ĩ. "How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian!" "What did the green grape say to the purple grape! BREATH!!" "What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Ayyyye matey." Q: Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school.
#Actual funny jokes crack
He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. A: You crack me up Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder A: To reach the high notes. He tries to stand one more time, but to no avail. When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. "What's a duck's favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers." An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night.
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